The Good, The Bad, The Ugly

Found this on another board I go to... LOL

1. Good: Your wife is pregnant.
Bad: It's triplets.
Ugly: You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2. Good: Your wife's not talking to you.
Bad: She wants a divorce.
Ugly: She's a lawyer.

3. Good: Your son is finally maturing.
Bad: He's involved with the Woman next door.
Ugly: So are you.

4. Good: Your son studies a lot in his room..
Bad: You find several porn movies hidden there.
Ugly: You're in them.

5. Good: Your hubby and you agree, no more kids.
Bad: You can't find your birth control pills.
Ugly: Your 13 year old daughter borrowed them.

6. Good: Your husband understands fashion.
Bad: He's a cross-dresser.
Ugly: He looks better than you.

7. Good: You give the "birds and bees" talk to your daughter.
Bad: She keeps interrupting.
Ugly: With corrections.

8. Good: The postman's early.
Bad: He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
Ugly: You gave him nothing for Christmas.

9. Good: Your son is dating someone new.
Bad: It's another man.
Ugly: He's your best friend.

10. Good: Your daughter got a new job.
Bad: As a hooker.
Ugly: Your coworkers are her best clients.
Way ugly: She makes more money than you do

....apparently moot lol

well i didn't think i was so amusing heather, but thank you. lol. my brain is fried from work. i think i need a cig as well. at least the teenies arent bugging us eh heather? thank god for that. although it does bring much amusement. haha. i cant wait fer tomorrow i love the 90's woot woot! anyhoo gonna go for now, since i'm running out of clever and amusing things to say

until next time :)
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Alien abductions?

Casey & I watched The 4400 on USA Network tonight. It's a new series about 4,400 people that have gone missing since the 1940s. They all turn up one day, looking the same. None of them have aged a day since they disappeared & all of them have different powers.

That movie freaked me out so bad, I didn't want to go outside for a smoke alone b/c I was thinking about alien abductions the whole time! The next episode is next Sunday, which SUCKS b/c I wanna know what happens now! LOL

Have you guys ever thought about anything like that? It seems so far-fetched, but then again most things that are unknown also seem far-fetched. Something to think about...
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